Girlnedespedia

A disease wherein a man who is depressed wants to get company of a girlfriend or wife. If he doesn't get one then he pukes blood and dies. He gets horror dreams until he gets a girlfriend.

Patient: Hey gurl I'm suffering from girlnedespedia can you please accompany me?
Girl: no hell no
Patient:*dies*

Patient: girl I'm suffering from a rare disease please be my girlfriend
Girl: sure
Patient: *lives and his soul is perished*