Modern Family

Pronounced; Mod-ern fam-a-lee
An Amazing Television show called “Modern Family”. This show has 11 deferent seasons, and 251 deferent episodes. This show averages of 88% or more Rotten Tomatoes per season, and is a Fan Favorite world wide.

Person 1: Have you watched modern family?
Person 2: No, never heard of it.
Person 1: Go die in a fire.

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Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

Cum

What I’ll be doing inside your mother.

Stupid Man: Did you cum?
Woman: You were rubbing my thigh.

QueerLemonade

A Fortnite Instagram User named “QueerLemonade” with 5,000+ follows.
Also QueerLemonade on TikTok and QueerLemonade_ on Twitter.

Friend 1: “Who’s QueerLemonade?”
Friend 2: “The Gayest Instagram Account you’ll ever see!”