house nigger

A domestic servant engaged in cleaning or gardening, either an African-American US citizen or a central american immigrant without papers.

My house nigger, she comes from Guatamala. She's without papers.

Anyway, she sure can wash dishes. Want her number?

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slumtastic

A synonym for "ghetto fabulous". Namely, elevating slum fashions to a hip fashion trend.

E.g. Dat shoes be slumtastic!

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Involuntary Fluffitude

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.

I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!

Mexikaren

A woman of Mexican heritage who exhibits typical white woman Karen behavior, just with a little more spicy flavor.

“Excuse me Senor, I didn’t like this drink that I already finished, can you take it off my bill and give me a new one? Pinche Pendejo….”
“We got a full MexiKaren at table number 5”