planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

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Nocking

Not shutting up to the point to which you want to punch them in the face.
When someone talks way too much

Person 1: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Person 2: Stop Nocking you fucking bitch shut the fuck up

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Rekt

The MLG OG Hardcore Snoop Dog 420 Blaze it Faze Clan way of saying Wrecked

I just noscoped that scrub. Rekt.

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Choof-a-doodle-doo

The act of smoking directly after you wake up. (See: wake and bake)

Fiend 1 (@ 11 am): Are you tryna chong it out?
Fiend 2: Na, dawg. I choof-a-doodle-dooed when I woke up earlier.

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Bruh

1. A word that only teenagers that think they're cool say
2. A meme.

Guy #1: I banged this chick last night
Guy #2: Bruh...

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