Gayabo

When being gay and anime are the ONLY things you ever talk about.

Me: I lOvE mY hErO aCaDeMiA!!
Random Person: ...Umm
Me: AnD tHiS iS mY iMaGiNaRy GiRlFrIeNd BeCaUsE iM gAy AnD uGlY sO nO rEaL gIrL wIlL dAtE mE!!!
Random Person: Dude ur such a Gayabo
Me: ( Runs away in Naruto Run style)

Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say

Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)