Tight man

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.

Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."

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Hot Giblet

The thing a girl says when she sees a very attractive male

"Damnnnn! That is one HOT GIBLET!"

"Mmmm i want in on that hot giblet!"

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