blunion

A blunt made out of an onion.

They made a blunt out of an onion.
Yeah, it’s a blunion. Is that weird?
They made a blunt out of an onion!

benvy

Benign or benevolent envy. Envy that appreciates the achievement or good fortune of another aspirationally without wishing to take anything away from them. esp. in terms of love and relationships.

He felt benvy about his friend's new romance. I'm benvious that you met such a wonderful person.

VGTG

I am the greatest.

etymology: The "Voice Game System" communication tool used in Tribes: Ascend has a variety of mnemonic text commands. VGTG is the combination of the prefix VG (Voice Global) and TG (The Greatest). See: tribes.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_Game_System

I did this awesome thing! VGTG!

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rage learning

Intensive self-education motivated by anger over new comprehension of past deception or knowledge deficit.

He earned a degree in theology while rage learning about all the ways his traumatic childhood indoctrination was wrong.

anatomical transposition

A figurative physical condition where one behaves as though a part of their anatomy has been transposed with another.

cf. one's dick and one's head

Anatomical transposition is a common characteristic in upper management.

sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.