douchebag

when a guy/girl that you're dating tells you they love you every single day and always smiles at you and then one day, they treat you like complete and utter crap and ignore you and everything nd put you through absolute hell and then you get home and have a message from them and they want to break up because apprently you should just "be friends" and you're like, "why couldn't you tell me this earlier and saved me a whole hell of alot of worry? oh and it would be nice if you wouldn't tell me you love me unless you mean it!" and then you find out that the next day, they've been telling all of your friends.

Bob: "I love you" -3 hours later- "um, let's break up"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"

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