Hugh

A manly man, who has two Y chromosomes. The closest thing to a Hugh is the satirical Chuck Norris. Not the real Chuck Norris, he's a weak old man, the Chuck Norris from jokes. When a Hugh comes, tiny white ninjas pop out that destroy all life in the immediate area. If you see a woman with crooked teeth, she gave a Hugh a blowjob. When a Hugh crosses the border, he has to declare his penis as a lethal weapon. One time a Hugh went to Iraq. The day after, George Bush said that they had weapons of mass destruction.

That Hugh makes me embarassed for only having one Y chromosome and an X chromosome. I feel like half a woman! Hugh: That's because you are, you motherfucking Hobknocker.

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