Thirsty

ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..

mercedis

A Mercedis is a sweet and genuine person. They may be really shy at first, but once you become close with them, you’ll get to know their tragic backstory. You’ll soon realize that being friends with a Mercedis is a grand treasure, so don’t trade it to the pirates.

Person 1: Hey that’s my friend, I’ll go introduce you too.
Person 2: Okay.
*Time goes by*
*Friend leaves*
Person 2: Wow, she’s so sweet. Like a- like a-
Person 1: Mercedis?
Person 2: Yes!