Nick is the type who is so terrible itâs funny. Heâs the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.
Thereâs the friend, then thereâs the Nick.
Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!
Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!