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Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra

Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra is a part of the Team Fortress 2 OST and is used towards the end of the Meet the Spy promotional video. It is a relatively simple song that progressively builds up fear and/or suspense as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds-Wait this was about Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra, not the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Anyway, let's get back to the point.

Ahem. Gentlemen.
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)

by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 5, 2022

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Chi-Yu

Fish-shaped nuclear weaponry.

252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 248 HP / 8 SpD Blissey in Sun: 734-864 (102.9 - 121.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

by ImaginaryNeon (real) January 24, 2024


F.E.A.R.

A well-known strategy where a level 1 Rattata (or other Pokemon) has some combination of a Focus Sash/Sturdy, the move Endeavor (Pain Split can work, too), and a priority move other than First Impression or Fake Out. FEAR (and its variations) are typically used for a sort of Kamikazee strat that is used to simoultaneously make fun of the opponent and get rid of an otherwise annoying Pokemon. This strategy does tend to fall apart if the opponent has Psychic Terrain, a Rocky Helmet, Iron Barbs/Rough Skin, Leech Seed, or a multi-hit move.

Me: sees a Level 1 Pokemon on the enemy team
Me: Okay so that Pokemon's running some sort of F.E.A.R. strat.

by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 5, 2022


microconsole buyer man

Scott the Woz

Source: youtu. be/Dz31FfclzBI?t=22

"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."

by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 5, 2022


Kingambit

Sharpness II (Kingambit) @ Leftovers
Ability: Supreme Overlord
Tera Type: Fighting
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Low Kick
- Sucker Punch
- Iron Head

Disclaimer: I am not liable for any ELO lost or gained whilst running this Kingambit set.

Kingambit's Supreme Overlord}
Kingambit gained strength from the fallen!

by ImaginaryNeon (real) January 24, 2024