honedge

A sword with a blue ponytail that looks like it was made from cheap metal. It evolves into an aegislash which has kings shield AND ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

Someone: Yo i have a honedge lemme evolve it and abuse kings shield
Everyone else: Ban this man

gotabaya

A walking dickhead with no bitches and f*cked with an entire country. He belongs to a family of degenerates and his ass is being whopped by 6.9 million people

Idiot: I am voting for gotabaya
Me: DONT VOTE FOR THAT ASSHOLE

tynamo

A fucking fish that looks like it tried to suck on something but cut their mouth by accident

Someone: Im gonna hunt a tynamo cos i hate life