Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤

PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?