Peppermint Mocha

Gargling with mint mouthwash prior to performing anal oral sex.

How does a peppermint mocha sound tonight when the kids are in bed?

Elyse

Elyse is a girl with a awesome personality and very open hearted to everyone. She’s sassy and can be a pain in the ass and won’t be afraid to kick you ass, she’d never leave you behind in a bad time. Very fashionable and sometimes crazy. Usually being a Virgo or Aquarius she’s pretty quirky and funny

Dude 1: Dude is that his girlfriend! she’s such a weird person

Elyse: you know calling me weird is a complement!??

It’s a damn name so “HI ELYSE.”