A Metehan is a person showing 23 of the 24 alpha male traits. They have massive penises and tend to be the leader of any group they are a part of. They usaually get in trouble because females tend to leave their mates to go sleep with Metehans. Being a Metehan is truely a blessing and a curse because they can never fit their gigantic dongs anywhere.
Girl 1: Your boyfriend is such a Metehan, you are so lucky!
Girl 2: I know I love himvsk much!
Girl 1: I want a piece as well!
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