Hopewell

A small, somewhat beautiful, extremely boring town in central NJ that's completely devoid of culture and personality. The homegrown people there are weak, disingenuous, privileged, two-faced, insecure, dishonest, hypocritical, unappealing, and cowardly. Every businesses there is completely useless. Every restaurant there is mediocre at best. It is unwise to raise a family there because it will not prepare them for the world. It will only prepare them to live in Hopewell. Also known as Okiedokeville.

Person: Remember when I confronted that wannabe redneck guy for talking tough and he immediately backed down and acted like we were best friends?

Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.

Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.