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just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

by Implying713 July 5, 2011

18πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


The Lulz

That which you do things for. Theoretically, the lulz can consist of anything that could potentially cause any person or group to burst out in extreme fits of the giggle-snorts. Lulz, being a corruption of the acronym "lol," can also be used as an exclamation of joy gained from a particularly hilarious situation.

Doug: Hey, Alex, why do you have to slam my locker shut every day?
Alex: I do it for the lulz.

Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.

Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!

by Implying713 January 12, 2011

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


FATALITY

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.

Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY

by Implying713 July 5, 2011

27πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Round 2

You've just finished taking a giant dump and you're about to pull up your trousers after wiping your ass squeeky-clean when suddenly you feel another shit-missile about to explode out of your rectum.

Guy 1: Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? Were you beating off?
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.

by Implying713 January 24, 2011

47πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Cool Story, Bro

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.

Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.

by Implying713 July 18, 2011

19πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Puffy

A nickname for a girl who has pleasantly large breasts. Often describes a woman who is vain about her shapely mammary glands.

Vicky: They call me Puffy!
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)

by Implying713 July 9, 2011

18πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


That Guy

The one person who nobody likes and just has to ruin everyone's fun. Commonly seen being a douchebag while committing actions that are completely irrelevant to the situation.

Josh: Guys, I just found out I actually like football. I might keep playing if no stupid jackasses show up this time.
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*

by Implying713 June 24, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž