Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box

I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!

Chaotic Arsonist

A person who, I bet you don’t even know this, is a chaotic arsonist

1: A chaotic person who burns down houses with pride and joy on a SPREE
2: An arsonist. With energy.

I’m a chaotic arsonist/j guys I’m joking IM KIDDIH OMG