Amelia

One of the nicest girls you’d ever meet anyone would be lucky to get with her

Boy 1: Did you hear that Dean was dating Amelia

Boy 2: Bruh she has to be the luckiest girl

Ethan: She said she’ll date me if she falls out with Dean
Bella: You lucky little git thought we were dating

Ethan: Yeah we are I’ll date her if we break up I said it to her
Bella: Good boy I know I can trust someone like you

Bully: Amelia’s mine good luck getting with her
Ethan: Shush she’s mine

M5

One of the Busiest motorways especially around Bristol City where the M4 Is

Reece: Hey I’m going on the M5

Joseph: Well calm down mate it’s not the M5
Reece: You Plonker It could also be the M25,M1 M42 not just the M5

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KDB

Abbreviation of Kevin De Bruyne

KDB he’s playing for Man City best player in the league

Better than Ferlady
Scores a lot of goals

When he goes in Goal He gets the ball in his face

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Keep your hair on

Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something

Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER

Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on

Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum

Rex

One of the smartest boys in the world

Any one would be lucky to be his friend

Harrison: Did you hear that Mylee was dating Rex
Dufus: Ma’am she’s got to be the luckiest person in the world

Jack: Can I be his Friend

Harrison: No

Jack: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKIN’ Dickhead can I at least talk to him

Harrison: No

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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend

Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early

Man City

One of the best teams in the world although Liverpool FC and Man United think they’re bad

Daniel: Hey What Football team do you support

Matilda : Liverpool FC

Ethan: I Support Man City too

Eva: Man United For Me

Daniel and Ethan: Liverpool FC and Man United are Shitty

Matilda: Well City are Shitter but Liverpool are better than Man U

Daniel, Ethan and Eva: You’re a Gay Prick when it comes to Footy

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