Karis

Karis is probably a pastor’s daughter. This means her personality could go one of two opposite ways: she is either a Jesus freak or just freaky.

If you meet a Jesus freak Karis, you will find that she sings at her church and smiles all the time and will most certainly tell you about Jesus. She’s humble, kind, and super awkward. She will have a wide vocabulary of nonsensical words that she will use instead of cuss words. She loves Veggie Tales and will reference Larry the Cucumber if you ask her where your hairbrush is.

If you meet a freaky Karis, don’t approach her without expecting to get pulled into something wild. This is an under-the-bleachers kind of girl who loves to party and hates sitting around at home. She will most likely break your heart and will probably be able to out drink you. She wears combat boots and dreams of new piercings and dying her hair neon colors. She’s also unexpectedly intelligent and has strong opinions that she usually keeps to herself unless asked. Her makeup is on fleek but she’s still awkward.

“Yo, that Karis girl just invited me to church. She must be a Jesus freak Karis.”