Light bread

A pampered, punk ass, white boy who spent the 80s listening to Rick Ashley’s “never gonna give you up” but thinks he’s a hard ass because he slums with those less fortunate than him.

He’s just another spoiled light bread who tries to gain street CRED by slumming with the workingman.

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Muench

An exceedingly large penis.

That mule is hung like a Muench.

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Extreme-binary

A person who is absolutely certain, without any doubt whatsoever, that he is only attracted to people of the opposite sex. Synonym — straight. Opposite of non-binary. Used to make ordinary straight people seem more progressive and hip.

Jimmy is so extreme-binary. He likes the ladies— and that’s that. Twinks don’t stand a chance. With all due respect to the LGBTQ community, Jimmy’s just hard-core extreme-binary. Every night is ladies night.