Aaron davis

Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.

This mother fuck is Aaron davis