Castle Bravo

A massive defecation with a detonation yield equivalent to the Castle Bravo hydrogen bomb detonated at Bikini Atoll in 1954. Like the bomb, a Castle Bravo always results in a higher than expected detonation, leading to the destruction of all structures within a 10 mile radius and six decades of irreversible contamination from the subsequent fallout.

James: Did I just feel the house vibrate?
Ryan: Yeah, Adrian just set off a Castle Bravo in the bathroom. We've got 15 seconds to reach minimum safe distance.

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Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.

Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.

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