Oreo

1. A cookie from Nabisco, queit tasty

2. A person with a black father and a white mother, see mulato

3. A black person who shows signs of "whiteness" dresses to white, looks to white, listens to white music. Usualy deragatory

1. i eat oreos because they are amazing

2. did you see Kurt Cobain? i heard he was an oreo.

3. That kid on the street is SUCH a fucking oreo...all he does is listen to country.

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hoe

1. (correct) gardening tool. often used to purify soil

2. (incorrect) many times this world is confused with its homophone ho,( a woman prostitute) even many people here seem to think so. this is not the case however hoe is NOT a prostitute. the word ho (prostitute) comes from the word whore. shorthand, W"ho"re

1. where is the ho lets tilt the soil?


2. idiot: wheer is the hoe
not an idiot: in the garage where u left it the hooker u rented is upstairs tho.

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Vodka

Russian Water. Very good without anything except bread (dont eat bread, it costs to much, just sniff) fine dinning.

Ya Tosha Gavoru Pa Ruski. Mudak

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S.I.M.P.

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

From one of the greatest bops ever

See Phineas and Ferb,

Season 1, Episode 35, Comet Kermillian,
Ashley Tisdale

1: Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
2: Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats…

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
3: Who you got back and watering your plants?

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
4: How can I qualify for government graaaants...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
5: Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

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