Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.

Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.

S.T.DJ.

A radio dj that’s so good, they make their listeners want to fuck. A sex transmitting disc jockey.

-What’s charlie sloth playing?
-I’ll check it out.

-you really turned on, as well, by the way?
-yeah, charlie does that, he’s an S.T.DJ.
-what’s that?
-a sex transmitting dj. Now give us a kiss.