curtis fart

A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms

A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear

Can also be used as a replacement for terrible

you really Curtis farted that test

Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro

Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players

I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped