nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

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Faulkenator

(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".

Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.

Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.

If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.

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