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When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.
Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.
When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.
A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.