bonage

1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather

weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."

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fathead metal

1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.

Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.

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Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".

There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!

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satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

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butt lovin

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.

Last night I had some good butt lovin!

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hitler metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of heavy metal music characterized by the constant use of national socialist lyrics, and referrances to world war II.
2) The genre of metal founded in 1939 by Hitler mein fuhrer himself. Includes repetive drumming and guitars, and vocals very similar to stupid-metal. Also has background noise of ongoing warfare and destruction.

Hitler metal is awesome, I love hitler metal, it is neat.

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