Mexident

A traffic accident involving a (usually illegal) immigrant from Mexico who was driving recklessly and does not carry insurance - and usually not a license, for that matter - leaving you stuck with the whole bill even though it was not your fault.

I got stuck with a caved in passenger door and a $1500 shop tab after that Mexident coming back from the store.

Soggy Burrito

Derogatory nickname for Augie Garrido, long-time head coach of the University of Texas baseball team.

Soggy Burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.

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