utard

A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).

That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.

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