Gordon Ramses

Gordon Ramsey but Egyptian.

Alpha: Do you know that Gordon Ramsey went to search the lamb sauce in the pyramids of Egypt?
Beta: So now he is Gordon Ramses

eggjams

Unique way of saying exams

Putin: When your eggjams mate?
Zelenskyy: The what?
...
Zelenskyy: Oh you mean exams..

Bihar

The Ohio of India

Indian guy:"Someone stole 2 km of railway track in Bihar?"
American guy: "So Ohio finally has an opponent"

Discordo

The sound you hear when u start Discord

*Discord opens* DISCORDO!

Ariana Gandhi

When Mahatma Gandhi and Ariana Grande do the fusion dance. If you decide to search this on google get ready to bleach your eyes.

Nan: *Sends pic of Ariana Gandhi*
Jeth: WTF did I just see?!

Nan: The best photoshop on the planet