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Daniel Taylor

It’s what you call an extremely feminine “male” that was more than likely born a female. You can see the pink lace panties he’s wearing when he moves certain ways. It’s also someone who is extremely weak and has the brain the size of a peanut. He enjoys tossing salads and having his fake nuts stepped on.

Whoa!!! That ugly chick look like she could be a Daniel Taylor one day!

Bro!!! You let a an old lady punch you in the face! Then you starting crying! And you got lost going home!!! Again!

by Incompetent October 24, 2020


Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!

I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!

by Incompetent December 10, 2020