Ioan

Elvish for Giant Welsh Chemist. His flaming red hair finds him attracting a predominantly female hoard of friends and in constant battle to maintain his masculinity. His fight can be similarly described to as the great battle of Hobbits Vs Mordor but in this case it is Ioan Vs Womens illustrious ways.

Guy 1 "Hey look at that guy surrounded by women, what a lad!"

Guy 2 "nah its just a Ioan"

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Ioan

A welsh name.
He is typically tall and ginger.
He can often be compared to a boots meal deal however he offers a range of different coloured sheep, predictably horrendous rain and a below par rugby performances as opposed to your traditional sweets, soft drinks & sandwiches

Person 1"Lets go to Ioans and get a meal deal"

Person 2 "Ok, but i'm not gonna get Gavin Henson again, he turned me orange"

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