wertail

its when your having anal sex and when you take your dick out a log comes out. and stays about halfway out, like a tail

"oh shit, she wertailed on me"

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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

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