Fountain Dew

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"

"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"

Crocoffs

Shoes that look like crocs but are not genuine crocs.

"Hey man, I like your crocs!"
"These are crockoffs."
"What are crockoffs?"
"Crocoffs are shoes that look like crocs but are not genuine crocs."