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Getting a blowjob while driving
my girl gave me some oral highway on the way to her mom's house
While participating in a sexual act your phone rings or indicates a text or an email and you feel compelled to stop what you're doing and Respond
My lady and I were doing the nasty when we were assulted by electronic interruptis by his mother---in which i felt the need to stop fucking her to answer the text.
When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
The vehicle you transport your side piece in back to his car parked down the street
After A great fucking session at my house I took my side piece back to his car Via the bootie car
When several drunk girls have to go outside and pee by a dumster orbehind a building but they need a look out---that person does the piss watch and keeps others from watching the show
Judy had already taken a Pee in the bathroom in the bar so she was our piss watch when we all went outside to Peebehind the dumpster-- she did her best to keep guys from staring at us when we were in those vulnerable positions .