SHADES

The abbreviation of the disease scientifically classified as "Spielman's Habitual Awareness Deficiency Extension Syndrome." SHADES is a very serious disease. It starts by infecting the host's brain, then slowly flooding it with massive waves of gullibility, naivety, and general dopiness. The disease spreads very slowly. So far, only one person has been officially diagnosed with this disease, but some others are showing early symptoms.

Example 1
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.

Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.