Dipstick

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

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fine example of a dipstick

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Lesbo reject

A women in a heterosexual relationship. Yet having all the features of a lesbian woman. Being butch, short manly hair, heavy drinker, smoker, usually drives a forklift or has some other form of hard physical labour. And is the "man"of the house.

These women are to believed to have a relationship with men solely due to the fact lesbians think them too ugly.

Have you seen Jim's new girlfriend ?
She's such a lesbo reject.