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When your jaw is so big it gives you liver failure
Are Brendan's eyes yellow? Must be the Jawndice setting in...
The codeword used for your Asian Ex-Girlfriend who turned lesbian rather than continue to sleep with you.
Did you know, Brendan's Ex-Girlfriend is called Minjita?
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The metric for pubic hair coverage
Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.
The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.
She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.
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A commonly misused phrase.
- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.
Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...