When your style of game playing is so bad there's no other explanation other than you are playing with shoes on your hands (Can be one or both hands).
A metaphor for players who are bad at playing games which involve the use of both or one hand(s)
"How can Sarah be so bad at aiming? " - T-800
"What do you expect? She's obviously playing with Shoe Hands" - Kyle Reese
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