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Nickelback

The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:

« Look at this picture. »

What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.

...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.

« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »

by Individual of Truth October 20, 2019


Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic vocals and catchy tunes. Just like One Direction. Their music videos consist mainly of playing in the forest and running at the beach on a sunny afternoon. Recommended for every Belieber who seeks new idols to love.

« My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She always squeals with happiness every time she hears them on the radio! »

by Individual of Truth October 20, 2019

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Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic autotune vocals and catchy pop tunes. Their videos consist of playing in the forest and running at the beach. The band members are friends and very confortable with each other which is a good message for kids. Recommended for all the Beliebers and One Direction fans seeking for new idols to fall in love with. ❤️

«My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She squeals with joy whenever she hears them on the radio! »

by Individual of Truth October 20, 2019

15👍 3👎