Class Colors

This has nothing to do with race. Im talking about how you sort folders in your school binder. "Math is red, English is blue, Science is green, etc."

"The class colors are, math being red-"
"Dude, math is blue."
"Either you're colorblind, or retarded."

Star Wars Day

Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.

"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."

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Try-hard

A person that plays a game. Not for the fun, but for pure grind. They don't enjoy it, they do it because they have nothing better to do. They are the main reason that some games are dying. Nobody likes a try-hard.

*Dies to try-hard*
"Ugh, this guy is such a try-hard."
"Are you just saying that because you died, or is he actually good?"

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Jizzer

(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.

"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."

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PP

Another way to say penis, usually referring to the fact that your dick is small. Saying pp is usually said by a younger audience, they think its funny.

"Ow, dude you punched my pp."
"You're so fucking weird bro."

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Jexting

Messaging someone while masturbating; jacking off. If you ever do this, you are actually weird.

"Ohh, dude im jexting rn."
"Dude, what the fuck."

Frisbing

(Verb)
1. Shoving your dick through a frisbee, thats gotta hurt.

(Noun)
2. A frisbee in the shape of a penis.

1. "Oh, dude have you ever tried Frisbing? Shit feels amazing in the right spots." ... "What?"

2. "Did you bring the Frisbing? You said you would bring it."