Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.

After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.

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Foreskin Trepidation

Fear of an uncircumcised penis.

"The new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.”

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Foreskin Trepidation

Fear of an uncircumcised penis.

I think the new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.

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Nanogasm

The most minimal of orgasms; barely registering as an orgasm. Condition typically caused by an inept sex partner.

My boyfriend says he's ready for some loving tonight. Given his lack of skills, I'll be lucky to even have a nanogasm.

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Bunny Burner

A scorned lover who is prone to commiting violent acts following a break-up of a relationship. References the Glen Close character in the movie "Fatal Attraction," who cooked a pet rabbit of the family of the lover who ended the relationship.

I want to break-up with my girlfriend, but she's psycho, a real bunny burner. Who knows what she would do to me?

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colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

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Sib Sab

Taken from the words sibling and sabatical; occurs when two siblings take a break from communicating with each other because of too much time spent together or because typical sibling turmoil is wearing them out.

I'm so tired of my sister's whining and complaining about all of her personal issues. I love her, but we seriously need a sib sab for a few weeks.

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