jemma gwerder

A Jemma Gwerder is a type of short person, who doesn’t hit puberty until the age of 18, or doesn’t grow over 5’1. They are a type of person who would be a year 11 yet still look like a year 9.

“I’m 17, and I still haven’t hit puberty, I must be a Jemma Gwerder”

taya wilson

A Taya Wilson is a type of person who breaks up with all of her boyfriends for horses. A Taya Wilson is a dumb idiot who runs on tables and jumps into cupboards then becoming crippled. Over all a Taya Wilson is the type of person who is a dumb fuck (but also dope as fuck) and is secretly hiding in the closet.

Did you run on tables and become crippled? You must be a Taya Wilson.

paige aukett

A Paige Aukett is a person who is 100% obsessed with dick. You would describe her love as a 12 year old fan girl obsession, her walls are chocker with just posters, ‘toys’, books, clothes and anything you get that is dick shaped or looking. Her love goes to a level where she can’t keep a guy cause she’s just gotta have every kinda dick. She has no favourites but just dick itself. Her love is almost like something you would only see in movies. And is a forever long lasting romance

I think I like my boyfriends dick more than my actual boyfriend, daym I must be a Paige Aukett

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