Santa Claus

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

Hallo

Norwegian and Swedish way of saying "Hello". Used in informal speech.

Hallo, åssen går det? "hello, what's up"

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