STRESSPLOSION

being so stressed you literally explode covering the blast radius with molten crazy and shattered dreams.

Doctor: The diagnosis isn't good.
Relative: what seems to be the problem?
Doctor: Your friend suffered from a level 4 STRESSPLOSION. His shattered dreams may leak into the air vents, we have to seal the room.
Relative: Damn that sucks.

Hoseph

A person named Joe or Joseph that tends to be a bit of a man whore of ho. Although totally awesome and "legit" a Hoseph is also a bit on the socially awkward side. He is cute in the same way a puppy is, but his bark has bite. Although he may get around the Hoseph is a one woman sort of guy. He is often characterized as a stereotypical "nice guy" and with a general disdain for tools.

Chick: Hey did you hear Claire is dating this guy named Joe. He totally gave her flowers the other night! It's weird he has a reputation for being such a man whore, I don't see it in him.

Other chick: He sounds like real Hoseph!

Chick: and how!

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