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When someone sneezes but the snot has high velocity cause it to fly either to the otherwise of the face or across the room.
Boy :*sneezes*
Girl1: you've got snot on your chin,
Girl2: you just had a snot rocket
When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.
Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe
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When you dad is taking a selfie...
Me: dad can you drop me into town please?
Dad: yeah, but first, let me take a delfie.
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