dollybird

A nice woman that you wouldnt mind having under your arm at all. A good looking woman !!!

She's a nice little Dollybird alright isnt she !!!

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as fuck

Phrase commonly used by silly Welsh people who have limited vocabulary. It is an easy way out for describing how good something is.

Cool as Fuck = Really good
Funny as Fuck = Hilarious
Smart as Fuck = Verry Pretty woman
New as Fuck = Brand New
Safe as Fuck = Good Deal

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Bald Monster

Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.

Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster

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